insults such as fucknut and arse candle.

i got up and ate breakfast and leon came round and he was really smelly and i didn't want to touch him because he looked and smelt like shit even though i can't smell anything then we watched ghostworld and stuff and ate some burger things made out of vegetables and things and also had alphabites and stuff and then discovered that chocolate moose is made of pork and we were all like "ergh!" and stuff so then we had some juice leon had apple and i think i had lemonade yeah i had lemonade and then we did other stuff which i don't really remember because leons actually really really boring and i never do anything memorable with him and he has an extremly small penis and shitty grubby dandruff hair and a gross hairy back!

the end.